We all know Ubisoft isn’t exactly on a winning streak lately, so it’s barely even worth the apophasis. Despite the reliability with which they’ve been churning out garbage these days, I doubt any of us were expecting they would drop the ball this hard on fucking Tetris. Before I played Tetris Ultimate, I heard people make the same remark, and thought “yeah, yeah, but it’s probably good enough to just crank out a few rounds of Tetris now and then”. It isn’t. This game is as broken as some of the classics. Think Action 52, think E.T.
Category Archives: PlayStation 4 Reviews
Hohokum Review
Critics are gushing over how “weird” Hohokum is. That’s a word that’s getting thrown around a lot lately whenever a project is even vaguely off the rails – it’s “weird”, and then people quiver in their seats with anticipation at the thought of being seen playing a “weird” game. Hohokum is certainly a weird game, but I would save your quivering for something a bit more worthy.
Game of Thrones Episode 1: Iron From Ice Review
My entire time playing this, only one thought ran through my head: Why, oh why, did Telltale choose to stealth-release this game? I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with the game. Sure there are some hiccups (which I’ll discuss later) but overall, this was a fairly engaging experience.
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Destiny Review
Seeing the seams of a game is never a good thing.
Now, usually seeing the seams is a graphical failure – seeing the skybox corners, obvious loading zones, and impossible doors to name a few. But Destiny is unique in that the seam is the game itself.
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