Apparently, Bethesda has unlocked the ability to sail in a leaky boat.
DOOM has a double jump.
DOOM HAS A DOUBLE JUMP!!!
So it seems that at least one other writer for this site is excited for E3. He shouldn’t be. E3 is the time of bullshit, the time of lofty promises and crushing realities. Here’s a list of but a few disappointments that you should probably expect: